egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

I have like 80 and its not enough

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)